Advice: My Enemy

A thing that people give and refuse to take
A percent real and 99 percent fake
Few of it are virtues while others are vice
Why did I take other peoples advice?

Always love animals, advisors told
But the animal activists gave me a scold
When I told that animals taste cool
I was beaten as if I was a fool

Please save water, was a posters advice
But like a moron I accepted this vice
So I started having shower with my girlfriend
And that is when my happiness came to end

They told, Love your neighbour
So I had an affair till she had pains of labour
In the hospital, instead of she, I was brought
For the mistake done I was caught

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
This advice was given by my good friend
So I married with two, but lately knew
Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

Money is not the only thing in life
So I bought a credit card for my wife
My money were spent to such a great force
That I was forced to give her divorce

Now I advice, Everyone should marry
As everyone has some duties to carry
I think it is necessary to have a wife
Afterall, Happiness is not the only thing in life.